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Nachdem in Frankreich derzeit das äußerst erfolgreiche Prinzip der Nulltoleranz verfolgt wird, klärt die Daily Show über Hintergründe auf:

We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make a little more sense: After all, why go all the way to the Mid-East when you can fight Muslims in your own suburbs.

There is near-universal consensus the melting is doing part to global warming, though the Bush administration counters that the ice caps are not melting - rather the water has been liberated.

[The Daily Show]

Heute: Was macht eigentlich die FEMA, die Federal Emergency Management Agency, die in letzter Zeit durch die Wirbelstürme Katrina und Rita in aller Munde ist?

Die Antwort findet sich auf der FEMA-Website:

As you notice, it begins with a response to a disaster, leads to recovery, mitigation, risk reduction, prevention and preparedness and ends up... back in disaster.
In truth FEMA did exactly what they said they were going to do.

[The Daily Show]

Schröder's Social Democratic Party received 34.3 percent of the vote while Merkel's Christian Democratic Union received 35.2 percent. Since neither has the majority needed to form a government, the tie will now be broken in the traditional German way: First one to burn down the Reichstag wins.

[The Daily Show, 22.09.2005]